Old-fashioned doorways


Narrow doorway If you're fat, hopefully you won't
need to use the bathroom....

The doorways must be original -- they are very narrow. Definitely not Americans with Disabilities Act compliant. But forget about handicapped access -- in this day of The Fat American I know a number of able people who'd have trouble fitting through these doorways. And to them I say (regarding The Park Central), "Go on a diet, people."